Logan gets some bully treatment from Jay when he sees how dorky his Fourth of July dinosaur tee looks on him. He makes him strip down naked and decides to continue critiquing further. Jay quickly realizes that Logan has only one good thing about him...his ass. He admits that it's better than his GFs and doesn't miss a prime opportunity. Next time Logan will think twice before he shows up to school in a patriotic dino tee his mom bought him.